The extended version of the Big Bang Theory theme song.
(via big-bang-theory)
okay when they were writing teletubbies who just decided to say
“hey, let’s make the sun a baby”
friendly reminder that vriska only fed lusesless trolls to spidermom!!!!
she, eridan, and feferi worked together to feed spidermom and gl’bgolyb
eridan killed the lusus, feferi fed it to her lusus, and vriska fed the now orphaned troll to her lusus
you know why? because if you don’t have a lusus, the culling drones will kill you!!!
i don’t blame vriska for wanting to keep herself alive. say that you were in her place, and it was either you let spidermom stave and die, resulting in the culling drones coming after you, or you could take matters into your own hands and feed her, keeping you alive
they were already on the chopping block anyways, and that’s eridan and feferi’s fault, and they were simply saving their entire species from dying from gl’bgolyb’s voice
in a way, vriska was saving them from a
probablymore painful death, and she was at least putting them to usei’m not trying to justify anyone’s actions or anything, but it seems like no one remembers that
please don’t hate me okay
- (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
- Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
- (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
- Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
- Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
- Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
- (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
- Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
I’m starting to feel the need to post this every time someone from whose line/improvaganza/the fandom has a birthday. I may or may not make an actual post later, but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY WAYNE BRADY!!
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