February 2012
37 posts
cm8x-insanity:
JPEG WILL DO: caddyl: i dunno guys, something ain’t right with janey here! the way…
caddyl:
i dunno guys, something ain’t right with janey here! the way she’s talking is pretty suspicious.
she’s using eights, for starters:
GG: Ahahahah! GG: Yeaaaaaaaah
and the way she’s talking in general just seems pretty dang familiar??
GG: Screw it! GG: Ask him out. GG: Just kill...
excuse me if someone already pointed this out but
sweetmotherofbuckets:
Prince of Heart
Page of Hope
Hussie’s going to saw Dirk/Jake in half
I was playing MapCrunch
I was placed by a sign that said “Main Terminal” and I saw AIRPLANES in the sky
Easiest way to an airport EVER.
riningear:
octosmagiccastle:
So this is pretty...
howwonderfullynot replied to your post: Dear bla2ter2,
mmo.eh? xD you truly are a nerdfigther..xD
..I’ve been playing mmo’s longer than I knew what nerdfighteria was. XD
Longer than I knew who John Green was, even.
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Dear bla2ter2,
I just wanted to let you guys know I found an mmo where there’s a class called the blaster. I think we should all play it. It’s called City of Heros, and it’s AWESOME.
whoops no one’s gonna see this haha
Announcement for all Homestucks!!
megaparsecs:
john-dothewindything:
scout-002:
Hey, everyone! I saw this post going around and thought it was a really great idea! Now I know this can be an every day thing, but what if we chose one day that all the homestucks would wear an orange ribbon for sure?
“What day should we wear it” you might ask. Well, how Does April 13th sound? The fateful day homestuck began as well as our very...
what-the-fuck-is-homestuck:
This brings up an interesting thought.
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NERDFIGHTERS HAVE NO EDGE TO THEIR AWESOMENESS
aquantumentanglement:
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the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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Because Valentine's Day is coming up soon, and I'm...
A: Who do you like and Why?
B: Have you ever been in love? If yes, how many times, and how do you know it was love?
C: Longest relationship you've ever been in, and why did it end?
D: Have you ever changed for someone, if yes, how?
E: Pretend I'm you ex, what do you want to say to me?
F: Have you ever been cheated on?
G: Have you ever cheated?
H: Would you date someone who's know for cheating, if yes why?
I: What's the most important part of a relationship?
J: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
K: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"?
L: How many people have you ever hooked up with?
M: What's one thing you regret saying or not saying, doing or not doing in a previous relationship?
N: What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having sex?
O: Do you believe in the phrase, "Age is just a number?" Why or why not?
P: What about "Love at first sight"? Why or why not?
Q: Turn on's?
R: Turn off's?
S: What do you consider a deal breaker?
T: How do you know it's time to end a relationship?
U: Are you currently in a relationship? If yes, for how long? If no, how long have you been single?
V: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
W: Do you think people should date their friends?
X: How many relationships have you had?
Y: Do you think love can last forever?
Z: Do you believe love can conquer all things?
1: Would you break up with someone your parents didn't approve of?
2: If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
3: Do you think long distance relationships can work? Why or why not?
4: What do you notice first about another person?
5: Do gay, lesbians, bisexuals or transgender people bother you?
Voldemort rose to power in 1997. He destroyed all...
cancerously:
thelittlecreationist:
ea-love:
angstier:
createyourself42:
HARRY POTTER FANS, YOUR LETTERS ARE STILL OUT THERE. HAVE FAITH!
I WANT MY LETTER
I was born in 1997….
screeches i was born in 1993
let me dream okay
lahulia:
emmyyyyyyy:
madammonkey:
i will repeat this as many times is necessary
terezi with full functioning eyes is downright unsettling
and adorable too
!!!!
I think she’s pretty ;o;
I always loved her alive eyes..XD
Hey guys ever notice
holmestucked:
solluxsdoubledicks:
sollux
has
a lisp………….
oMFG
thefrogman:
I did not see that coming.
REBLOG this if you wish someone who lived far away...
steamlord313:
frighteous:
skvira:
;-;
could everyone plz just live in my back yard theres a lot of space and we could build a cool house
And coincidentally this shows up on my dash
how topical
January 2012
231 posts
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: click........
Reblog if you are an ancient Otaku Master.
ask-irl-timaeustestified:
((Always.))
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DIRK WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SO MANY FEELS I DON'T...
None of my favorites give me this many feels. Dirk. What’s up with you.
riningear:
cheesu:
Yuzuki Yukari - Torinoko...
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Onion: Brogue
Onion: same as rogue, wears sunglasses and drinks Craig Ice
HAHAHA FUCK
holmestucked:
seven-of-spades:
squidmama:
theguywitheyes:
ophiuchustroll:
devilclimax:
HERO OF VOID LOGO:
APERTURE SCIENCE LOGO
HERO OF VOID HAS ALWAYS BEEN HERO OF PORTALS
my god
science
oh my fhjh
For all my Portal friends.
dear god